Teenage Michael meets the gorgeous Sarah in a fitness studio. He accosts her and manages to get a date for dinner. There's just one problem: not only is her mother and obnoxious dog Jasper with them, but the dog suddenly falls dead! Sarah's mother wants him buried immediately and sends out Michael to the next park - with a promise for a more intimate party from Sarah later. So he sets out to do it quickly - but wanna-be taxi driver Jack persuades him to make money of the dog's body. They begin a travel through the city at night... it turns difficult to get rid of the dog's body and to return in time for his intimate date.